Well we all know that I’m reasonably experienced at playing Poker. OK I’ll play poker with pretty much anyone. Well this one particular chick who I did knock back decided to ask Dr Singo for some advice about her boyfriend. And now I bring you Singo’s Bar and Grill’s opening post. For the purposes of this we’ll call this chick Jess (her real name). No point protecting the stupid hey?
So its a pretty boring night and I’m sitting there and I open up the email and I get this email titled advice from our friend Jess.
Jess writes:
Hey,
Sorry bout msging you last night i didnt know i wasnt suppose to msg you. The reason why i did msg you is coz i wanted some advice see that your a guy and everything. Just let me know if you will give me advice before i tell you what the problem is.
Jess.
Well isnt this just gold. Somebody wants Dr Singo’s advice free of charge! Cool. So…..
Singo writes:
lol fair enough.
-Dr Feelgood
Hold my drink bitch!
So the scene is set for some shenanigans, but even I wasnt prepared for what was to come…..
Jess writes:
Have you ever gone back to your ex???Let me start again i broke up with my bf 2 months ago and he still
comes over and visits me and when he is over he lets me play and
suck on his penis and have sex with him why does he let me do
that??? Is he using me??? Like he hasnt been with another since we
broke up. I ask him why he lets me do it and he always says “I dont
know” whats with that??? Im sorry i just need advice about all of
this. Does he want me back but just doesnt know how to say it???
How do i know if he does want me back or not???I hope you can help me it will really mean alot to me.
>>
>>Jess.
Of course I’ve gone back to an ex. Shit, I fucked an ex girlfriend casually once for a longer period than when I was with her. Well now what can I say. I have two choices here. Tell her that the bloke is just after a root and thats it or take the fun option and talk absolute bullshit? Well the answer….
Singo writes:
Well if you enjoy it, keep doing it! He is obviously still quite
attached to you and letting you suck his dick is his way of showing
that. I highly doubt he is using you.
He will most likely want you back for good if you let him fuck you
up the arse.
-Dr Feelgood bitch
Fuck I should have my own radio show or get a segment on blokes world or something.
Jess writes:
Yeh i do enjoy it. Like everytime he comes over and i start to play he always pretends to stop me from doing it. I know he enjoys it as well as me. Why is it his way of showing me that he is still attached to me??? Why cant he just tell me how he really feels??? How could i find that out??? Well ive never been fucked up the arse and he has said it to me but he was only joking. Have you done it??? hehehe. I just dont know what to do as you prob already know.
Jess.
Well I figured you had no clue the second you wrote to me asking for advice. Not the first girl though. Most likely won’t be the last.
Singo writes:
Blokes don’t really like to talk about that stuff. He wouldn’t be
there if he didnt want to be there and letting you sucking his dick
really lets you know he wants to be there. Letting him fuck your
arse will really show him how you feel and I’m sure he will want you
big time.
Dr Feelgood
Translation: The bloke just needs a bit of poontang in between drinks and doesn’t want you to know that you’re a weekly empty while he finds someone else. Headjobs will probably keep him coming back for a while. I want to actually see if you do let him stretch your sphincter over this.
Jess writes:
Well i asked him if he would do me up the bum and he siad im willing to give it ago but i cant and i have no idea why he said that why did he say that??? I think he has someone else now. How could he do that???
Maybe you have a big arse and he cant find the hole? I don’t fucking know?!?!? As for finding someone else, please read my last comment.
Singo writes:
I have no idea. I’m baffled. I can’t believe he knocked you back…
Dr Feelgood
He knocked her back? Maybe he likes smart chicks.
Well anyway, I though that was the last of it until a letter with the subject “Bum Sex” appeared in my inbox. Enjoy the rest….
Jess writes:
He doesnt know why he wont do it. But he said if we do, do it,it
will be in the shower so i guess thats a yes isnt it???
Hullo! Frank Walker National Tiles!
Singo writes:
Look it doesnt really matter where is happens. You really need to
clean your arse out and only drink water for a day or two. That
way there wont be shit everywhere and it wont stink. Also get some
fragrant lube. You will need it.
Also tell him you really need it up the arse. Really let him know
that you want it by sucking his dick when he has blown his load
in your arse.
Apart from copping it up the arse, I would also recommend that
you get another one of his friends and get them both to fuck you at
the same time. Thats known as a spit roast.
- The Doctor
Yes I am enjoying this. haha
Jess writes:
I dont know i just a guys advice and ur a guy so yeh.
And I cant read gibberish.. Thank fuck that was the end of it. As far as I know, Jess never did cop it up the arse, in the shower or otherwise. But if any of you have any other dimwitted women in your lives who need some relationship advice, feel free to send them over to Dr Singo for some in depth analysis of their problems. I’m sure I can help them out.
Poor lil monkey of a kid he was too.
