Anyway, Life goes on, what’s new, been hecktic, Won our lacrosse Grandfinal a few weeks ago. You can find some pics in the gallery here . Finished up going to sleep 8am tuesday morning and not waking up until wednesday, after winning the final on Saturday, Sunday saw me suit up blind, and off to a wedding i went, Crawfo wedding was good, free piss can never be knocked back, i refrained from making too much of a dick of myself, then after the reception it was back to the lacrosse club. Last weekend saw the AFL grandfinal, Lots of piss was sunk, and the Blarney Stone (local pub) saw us Thursday Night, Friday Night and Saturday Night. Saw Jaymin the blindest he’s been in years on Grandfinal night, it was refreshing to see someone else blind and making a dick of themself. Usually it’s me.
Anyway it’s thursday night, and it’s time to go down the Blarney!
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Why i fired my secratary.
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for The office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good morning, boss,happy birthday!” It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously on the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked
Saw this little goodie over on madox, being slow with the news like i am, i’m sure most of you would have seen it anyway but here ya go
So I was sitting around the other day, playing “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,” when suddenly I received an email with an attachment called “hot coffee mod.” So I did what I always do when I get programs from strangers in my email: I ran it.
Then I went back to playing the game and didn’t notice anything different, except for when I took my in-game girlfriend back home, she now asks “how about a little coffee?” Naturally I got excited, because I was expecting to see a scene with the protagonist, Carl, and his girlfriend, Denise, sipping a tall cup of joe and discussing the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations. Instead, I was shocked to learn that Denise wasn’t talking about a delicious beverage made from roasted beans, but what she was really talking about was SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
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LOCK YOUR FUCKING CAR WHEN YOU ARE AT THE PUB, AND DON’T LEAVE YOUR LAPTOP VISIBLE!@#$%@$##$^%#!$^
yeah, being the top notch dickhead i am, i left my laptop on the front seat of my car whilst at the pub on friday night. So bye bye laptop. Oh well ordered a new one monday and it arrived Tuesday.
Crawfo is off to the wedding gods in a few weeks, His bucks party was pretty non eventful, few injuries from Sumo Wrestling, and alot of sore heads the next day from the copious amounts of piss sunk. And a new dance move doned “the microware” demonstrated by a quality stripper.
The lacrosse season finished up last week, which saw us finish on top, and finals start on sat. Haven’t had much time to do anything lately, when not working in tend to sleep.
OH AND IT’S FUCKING SPRING, SO COLD WEATHER FUCK OFF, it’s been fucking freezing lately, someone should really come round and jack my heater up a bit, it just doesn’t seem to pump out enough heat, can’t wait for summer, best drinking weather.
