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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

“What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it’s an absolute steal at only $20.”
“Why is it that cheap?” the woman asks.
“Well”, replies the assistant, “it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity”.
“Oh, I don’t mind that”, said the woman, making her mind up, “I’m broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”.
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. “F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam”
“I’m not a madam and this isn’t a brothel” scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the woman’s two teenage daughters arrive home.
Un-f**king believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes” says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we’re not prostitutes” complains the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman’s husband Dave comes home.
” F **cking incredible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients….. How ya doin’, Dave?”