Dear Optus,
I think you are cunts at the best of times but, I would like to introduce you to my mate Clay who is funnily enough, an American.
So reading the last paragraph, I guess its no big surprise that I am about to give you a fair fucking spray. Clay tells me that compared to other broadband plans that we don’t have access to in America, you are shit. I mean shit with a capital HOUSE. Now this brings up a dilemma…… How the fuck can y ou be worse than an American provider? Apparently AOL shits all over you and thats probably drips off some other ISP’s arse.
Point number two: YOU ARE CUNTS (no need to elaborate).
The only broadband you’ve all had has a really nasty disgusting correllation with your arse. You should be ashamed of yourself. Like the sort of shame that Collingwood and Carlton fans are in denial of. You fucking poofs wear padding when you play football. Well 51% of your shit company does anyway.
Well I’m too pissed to type any more crap so lets recap on OPTUS……
1. They’re shit.
2. They’re cunts! (But way far from the ones you would be happy to put your tongue near.
3. Did I mention cunts?
Fuck you fuck off and fucking good night spadger lips.
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