Alrighty, this is a letter that earlier tonight I wrote and emailed to our esteemed Prime Minister: Little Johnny. Somehow I dont think he’ll bring his daughter or himself to the next Singopalooza. Anyone wanting screendumps of the email, just give me a yell. Enjoy!
Dear Prime Minister,
As a law abiding taxpayer (who will enjoy a tax cut) I would like to congratulate firstly on winning your 3rd term of government.
Secondly, I would like to thank you for your Government’s recent contribution to the rebuilding of the Whitten Oval. In effect you are making a major contribution to the Western Suburbs of Melbourne. I am a Western Bulldogs supporter and was most disappointed not to see a link to the dogs on your lovely website, which I spotted when searching for kiddie porn.
I live in Laverton (which is a shithole). I was wondering if you would in your wisdom and greatness, be able to commit another substantial amount (a couple million will do) to the Western Suburbs and in particular Laverton and Werribee as there is a major shortage in Medicare funded dentures and a severe lack of dental hygene in general, which could be easily tackled with well planned education programs and a strategically sound denture trade-in program. Mr Abbott would know what I’m on about and I’m sure Mr Costello could find the funds.
I would also like to make comment on the Free Trade Agreement with the United States of America. I was under the impression that there was no free deal for two bob American “artists” to take AC/DC songs and then run overdubs on them and resell to unsuspecting Australian teenagers. This important issue should not be overlooked and any loophole in the agreement closed as soon as possible. I’m afraid this issue alone, could cost your party the next election if its not looked into immediately.
Apart from these two important issues, I would like to once again extend the hand of friendship to your good self and am honoured ( you should be too) to take this opportunity to extend an invite for you to attend the next Singopalooza Freedom and Fornication Festival of Fun. Once arriving at Melbourne Airport (or Avalon if you like Jetstar), the “Grantstand” XF Falcon ute with customised tray will pick you up and deliver you straight to the party of the century. Upon arrival to Laverton, you will be treated to a complimentary Beam and Coke and Canapes. Feel free to rock up with the missus. We would also like you to drag along Mick Keelty to sample some of the goods and to ensure purity for our other guests, most of whom are important dignitaries and celebreties within the Western Suburbs. It would be great to have you along as guest of honour at this important community event. Also you may bring your daughter ’cause she’s a bit of alright hey mate?
Well the least you do is give a battler, just like the ones you talk about during question time the time of day and reply to me.
Thanks Johnny and yours sincerely,
Singo
Go the Dogs.
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