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Just to clarifiy the events of last night………
I had a hot date last night and went to a few pubs in the city which was great as i got to know this bird and had a ball.
Seen Jet and Gav in the city which is weired as i never fucking see anyone in the city and when i happen to have a hot date every man in his fucking dog was in the city…
Anyway i got dropped off at the exit to start the next level of destructivness and see Grant there already getting into so thought he cannot be the only drunk idiot running amok so i got on the drink pretty bad.
Jaymin was there and was fucking trashed and horny as all fuck and tried to gee me up into getting some poonanie but after having this hot date was really not that interested as i was freaking out that they let me back into the pub as i broke a pool que the other week and have been banned for a number of weeks…
(of all places i got banned from and probably been the only dickhead in history to be banned from the hole of a place).
Anyway there was a huge party out the back of the exit and bitches were everywhere it was great …Jaymin tounge would not stop wagging as he was really horny.
I hear Kindred rocks up for a whole 2 mins punches Grant in the mouth and got kicked out ..i was wrapped as now i am not the only dickhead thats been kicked out.
Fuck there were young dickheads everywhere and having tocky who is a masisive unit around me gave me the world of confidence and thought to myself we can take the pub on if we wanted but got trashed instead.
Punchons were a plenty and people were getting kicked out everywhere and the more blokes that got kicked out the better i felt.
The pub shut shop and whoever could walk decided to come down to my place and continue the night.
Grant got fired up and wanted to even the score with Kindred and was going to bash the shit out of Kindred as he was passed out and i did not like this at all and got myself caught up in the middle of it.
The fireworks were a plenty between us and i was so trashed i could not take it so started trying to pack up my shit to move out…
(bloody stupid idea as half the stuff in the bloody house is mine and i was determined to put everything in this one bloody box.)
Anyway me and Grant really got stuck into each other as i was telling him that he deserved it and he got off lucky ..well this did not sit well with him and he was really being a cunt to me ,and knowing what i am like pushed every button on me as i am a bloody short tempered wog and decided we will leave him to his sobbing self as after all the shit that went down as i had Grant turned into a sobbing mess.
Meanwhile Kindred the cunt had not moved even once out off bed and was soundly asleep,i dont know how the fuck he slept as the whole bloody neighbourhood heard us.
But found some time to mouth off at him saying i saved his ass and he is a cunt for not even trying to help,but he was so trashed he didnt even know anyone was talking to him.(cunt)
Anyway went out with the unit,Gav and hillsy who managed to make another cameo appearance.
Went to units house and met shutlz who fucking rocked me(shultz is this bong with four pipes attatched and shultz fucked us all right up.

Found myslef at Gavs in the morning and have no idea how i got there but at least i woke up at all.
Grant was still trashed when i got back and was still running amok…bloody idiot asked me for my shoes for lawn bowls and i didnt care as long as i went to bed.
I head Kindred fucked some horror and just as well he kicked her out as she would have freaked out by all the shit going on.

Raaahhhhh was not used that much last night but the drink chant has seemed to take everyone by storm and i am cetain tonight it will make another appearance tonight.
I go on but this is my first time i have spoken out as this mess that goes on every week need to come to some sort of closure as shit no cunt wants to grow up and wants to party every single weekend som1 help us as we starting to tear eveywhere we go to peices …..

Rahhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you all…..