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Friday night, i went home for the first time in 3 days. had too feed the dog! it’s okay when i’m not there others feed Oscar. home by 4:30 on my way out to a housewarming by 5, blind by 6. twas my X’s brothers and his fiance’s house warming. anyway, i was the first to arrive and hit the piss straight away, lucky there is a bottle-o next door and we can scream out over the back fence and they pass us our grog, pay for it and hand back the change, it’s all so convienent. anyway everyone started to arrive, by this time i was pretty spastic and talking about the price of fish in China on a wednesday when there is a new moon. few of the X’s relo’s rocked up was good catchin up with them. anyway night goes on, out comes the champaine and red wine. and i’m fucked. few more people rock over, and someone brings a thai chilli plant in as a present. anyway Ben and I stare at it for about half an hour so eager to get stuck into it. Anyway he finds the 2 smallest chilli’s he can find on the plant and we munch them, i didn’t even flinch, and he’s choaking up, tears flow, heavy breathing and starts drinking copious ammounts of liquid. i burst out laughin and have a go at him for being a soft cock, etc. anyway his missus comes up and picks the biggest chilli of the plant and offers it too me, i’m like fuck yea. anyway so i down the chilli, my mouth is on fire at this point i’m breaking into sweats and eyes are watering something shocking. Anyway, i contain myself, pretty well then start mouthing off again as ya do. Head outside for a joint, and i’m off with the fairys again. anyway bout 15 mins later, i start to taste the chilli’s again, it’s about 1am. the taste gets worse and worse, next thing you know i’m throwing up, first time in fuckin yonks. mid chuck i scream fuckin chilli’s as my mouth is now burning fuck hard. everyone pisses emself’s i carry on drinking. end up finishing up @ 6am, then drove home, and watched “Home & Away” Divided Hearts… ehe, my house mates missus loves it… anyway I was a bit underthe weather and figured i wouldn’t go out tonight(sat) and headed over to a mates joint. Where we started gettin stuck into his oldgals home made vodka. few phone calls later and many a drink we were off to the dodgiest club in melbourne. “The Metro” with some shit music. anyway was there till close. went back to a mates joint where we started to play strip poker and get into the shooters, needless to say i was nude withing 10 mins. and everyone else slowly followed. I was running around down the street @ 10am sunday morning nude once again. I belong in a nudisty colony. anyway i’ve started to type this so many times, so busy @ work. hopefully it makes sense.