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This is just a little quick update, i’ve got so much more to say down the track, but at the moment i feel that i shouldn’t really be saying it. on that note here’s a little story from the weekend.

tis about 9-10am, sat morning, no sleep and constant drinking since about 6pm the night before, so i’m pretty messy. we head upto 7-11, anyway, i get out the front of the shop and strip down naked and walk in beer in hand, there is this little asian chick behind the counter shitting herself, anyway i go and get myself a meat pie and put it on the counter and ask for my ciggies. then proceed to parade myself around the shop again, her hands start to shake and she screams in a tiny voice get out. i laugh and walk to the counter and ask can i have my ciggies, and pick them up with the pie, and she says just get out, so i do with my free meat pie and ciggies, put my cloths back on and head back to the house. on the way back we pass this house that is open for inspection across the road, so we stroll in, get our pamphlets, and have a look around, meanwhile we are drinking our beer and eating our meat pies. we head straight for the fridge to find no alcholol insite, so we figure a house with no alcholol needs to be fixed, so i take a dump in the toilet reversal styles, while my mate sits in the lounge watching tv, while all these people come thru for the inspection, i did my deed didn’t flush and we left. we both thought we were quiet funny at the time. anyway to make it even funnier, later that day we were tellin a mate, and he ended hearing it all from a estate agent mate of his earlier that day. so mer. i still tend to make a dick of myself.