Grant me the serenity to accept things i cannot change,
the courage to change things i can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
and also help me to be careful of those toes i step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that i may have
to kiss tomorrow.
help me always give 100% at work…
12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40% on wednesday
20% on thursday
5% on fridays
And help me to remember….
When im having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to get fucked!
Amen
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