A team of Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer (cf. Anderson et. al , 2003:pp 204-300). They concluded that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The hypothesis that they tested is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, a stratified sample of 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
Detailed statistical analysis confirmed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Gained weight;
2. Talked excessively without making sense;
3. Became overly emotional;
4. Couldn’t drive;
5. Failed to think rationally;
6. Argued over nothing; and
7. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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