Toilet Etiquette

This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles, one is already occupied. So he enters the other one, closes the door, drops’em and sits down. A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him “G’day mate, how are you going?” Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies “Yeh, not too bad thanks” After a short pause, he hears the voice again “So, what are you up to mate? Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, replies “Amm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?” He then hears the voice for the 3rd time….. “Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back, I’ve got some d*ckhead next to me answering all my questions”

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